Rachel: If it* s not a headboard, it* s just not worth it.
Ross: She always drank it out of the can. I should have known it.
Ross: I was in the shower, and I felt something. Chandler: Was it like a sneeze, only better?
Joey: My Uncle Sal has a really big tongue.
Chandler: Is he the one with the beautiful wife?
Monica: Well, it turns out that Erica didn, t pay much attention in sex ed class, because
the thing she did with that prison guy, itf d be pretty hard to make a baby that way.
Chandler: Oh God； what was it? The thing that we hardly ever do or the thing we never do?
Monica: The thing we never do.
Chandler: Shovelly Joe.
Ross: T m gonna make myself happy.
Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room?
Judy: Oh sorry we1 re late. My fault. I insisted on riding the tube.
Jack: Judy. The kids.
Judy: Jack, that’ s what they call the subway.
Pheobe: And now we need the semen of a righteous man.
Rachael: Well, if we had that we wouldn' t be doing the ritual in the first place.
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